Sept. 1, 2025
137: The Bermuda Triangle with Emily!
Zoinks! Shane may be off on vacation, but the Mystery Inc gang isn’t skipping a beat. This week, Kim and Josh are joined by a brand-new sleuth—Kim’s daughter, Emily! And boy, does she bring a doozy of a mystery: the legendary Bermuda Triangle.
From ghost ships to vanishing planes, this patch of ocean has puzzled sailors, pilots, and mystery lovers for decades. Is it science? Superstition? Or something even spookier?
With Emily leading the case, the gang dives deep into wild theories, eerie stories, and plenty of laughs along the way. Grab your Scooby Snacks, hop in the Mystery Machine, and get ready for an adventure full of clues, twists, and maybe even a few shivers.
Jinkies—this is one episode you won’t want to miss!
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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's probably about the other day.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I feel like shit should not be a curse word because who is just such a bad life?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like the way it sounds.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like I just I hate it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: One of my kids at school, whenever he needs to go to the bathroom, he says, I need to wee wee in poop.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I need to, let's just see it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like poop.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it's so funny because he has to.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He has, like, the little kid was.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, I need to wee wee.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I need to wee wee.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, go to the bathroom.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You can go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to tell me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was real bad at that for a quite a long time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why is mine five pages and yours is too?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Because you're presenting today, I'm not.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hold that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hers is never very long.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hell, the last two.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She got me to read him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You read the whole thing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I might need to reread it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So you'll realize that between Shane and Emily, Kim kind of has a king for abuse.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think she likes it a little, because she surrounds herself by it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A little bit of a sadist.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying, check for a ball gag, you know, whenever she does pass, maybe you not be the one that goes through the draw.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sorry, I have to be the one to do it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I told my best friend, I was like, don't you let my mother and my brother, you do it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I did.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I think I sent this to the wrong printer, sorry.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So Brady keeps, sorry Dave.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Brady keeps my stuff in his like bedside table, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I told him I said, you know, once our kid can walk, we gotta find a new hiding spot.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We gotta do something.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And you gotta, especially with children, you have to hide it and something that would not interest them at all, like the most boring container that's like, uh, that taxes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: One of our, in our dressers, the top four drawers have like locks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I said, we can put it there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Those were always the most mysterious thing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Anything growing up that your parents had that was locked.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, I know I'll never see in this, but I want to know what's in it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was real bad.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My dad had a closet in one of his bedrooms, and that's where the furnace was, but it was behind like a fake wall that could be removed.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I thought it was like, I'm like, what is he hiding?
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[SPEAKER_02]: And that's how I broke the furnace trying to get past it today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the things heavy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She thick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have a MacBook Air, so it's like half the size of that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What I have, and it's nice and light.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I have some things uploading because I couldn't get them to upload at home.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So sorry.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But I on that too.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So those of you that have not noticed, you do not hear Shane's voice.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You hear somebody else.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's on vacay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Where are you recording?
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[SPEAKER_02]: We haven't.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We haven't for like five, six in.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We start in that way, you know, it gives us options on a comfortable place to start it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I went in the edit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So since, she does that to us all the time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he does.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He'll be recording and we're walking in.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're like, God, now I gotta go take a dump.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then we won't know until he's like, we've been recording since before you got in.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So for our wonderful listeners out there, my wonderful daughter come to see us today.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, I'm away.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She's going to give us a little mystery and she's been the day with us for a while and not where you guys get a. Yeah, I mean, you hear me talk about her all the time.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So now you'll get a chance to meet her.
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[SPEAKER_02]: As you can tell by our shirt she is preggers.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I am.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Didn't do it in January with a little baby girl or a little baby girl.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So excited.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I am very excited.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I always mourn when someone has a boy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, more men and more.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So that means you either have to announce that it's a girl before this comes out.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, sorry.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I keep forgetting.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Even though for such a long time, I like it's got to come on solid.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Just be but it's up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can I can post it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll be what eighteen weeks.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, this won't go out until the September.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I think the first part of September.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, well, perfect.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's because I wanted to wait to announce until after my anatomy scan, which is the end of August.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Perfect.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Perfect timing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's edit in for you, Kim.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we're having a girl.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yay!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Her name is going to be Emberly Jane.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's so cute.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think she too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It sounds like, and I mean this in the most respectful way, because I love them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And like, not an old person name, but like a old name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like it sounds like something a little like Victorian medieval, like I love it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I think they're unique.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've never heard anybody with the name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I never have either.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's a unique name I like.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've heard it's a memorable.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I've heard ember, but I've never heard emberly.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And somebody that I was talking to, oh, when I was getting my haircut yesterday, be knows somebody that their name's emberly.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's the first I've ever.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Should I explain the sentiment behind it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So as many of you know, I'm sure I have an older sister named Amber and I was watching a TV show one time and the main character's name was Amber Lee and I was like, that is so cool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've never heard it and I've always said my first born daughter would be named after my sister.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I am pregnant.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have pregnancy hormones so if I tear up mine, jibisnes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And she's Kim's daughter, so her tears could come at any time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But growing up, I always look so much like my sister that I was always compared to her, and I didn't want to name my child, Amberly, and then them, because for sure, they would probably call her Amber.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that I felt like would be too much for us, and yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't want to put that on her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I decided one day, Amberly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So it's a mix between Emily, Amber, and Kimberly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's so cute.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, cry.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't do that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And she didn't realize, well, Jane is after somebody on Brady's side.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Jane is my husband's mom's middle name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So, Emberly Jane.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't realize it was hers, but it's also your dad's grandmother's middle name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it passes the Southern Memal test for a name.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Emberly, Jane, you get your butt back in this house right now.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we decided middle name because obviously we already had a boy named picked out two, which I love.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I hope one day we can use it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If we have a boy ever, his name will be Bodie Allen.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because Allen is a family middle name for Brady.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So all of them in on Brady's dad side of the family I want to say this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Their middle name is Allen.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And they all spell it differently.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So Brady's is spelled A L Y N. Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So if we ever have a boy, we'll just add an extra L and it'll be a L L Y N.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love that she's so convenient.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some people, they're just like, I don't know, pick something.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Why have Amber's name picked out when I was in the seventh grade?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Lord.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I always knew what my first daughter's name would be.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I do that with dogs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My next dog's gonna be Bitsie von Muffling.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's Bitsie Bitsie.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so we decided middle names.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We wanted to have a family significance.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's cute, Emily.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thanks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So glad you picked a good name because you never know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You never know some people.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, are you going to let a kid walk through life with that on the name?
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's for sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Josh, remember last time when we recorded this light automatically popped on right after we started talking about Amber.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So I have to tell you what happened on my birthday.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, good.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This is so good.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So
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[SPEAKER_05]: Amber or Amber.
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, we've been talking about Amber.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I, and Brady and then my aunt, I'll go, we all went to Texas Roadhouse for my birthday.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Of course.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's where you go.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's where you go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And there was six inch steak.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, gosh.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Little chill at it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The last time we did that for my birthday, I accidentally ordered a six inch steak instead of a six ounce steak.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I've never lived it down.
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[SPEAKER_05]: In New York.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Got to have some extensions.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, we went to Texas Road.
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[SPEAKER_05]: There was quite a few people that had birthdays there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They were on television.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I told them it's my birthday.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll go there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But when we got there, they're like, I'll don't worry.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We didn't tell them that we should birthday.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, oh, I'll leave.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll get up and watch them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, that is, that's perfect.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you so much.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, somebody right down from us, they had a birthday in they had come out and sing to them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So our waitress walked over and she says, are you sure there's no birthdays here today?
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like Amber.
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[SPEAKER_05]: If that wasn't her, I don't know what it was.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We all looked at each other and we were like, we didn't say anything.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And the waitress was helping her on the shoulder.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And she's like, wait, you really have a birthday?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And we were like,
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[SPEAKER_03]: This one over here.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so they come in.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She asked me how old are you?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, twenty nine twenty nine.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She said, yeah, y'all every day.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, if it's my birthday and I'm out eating even a week or before after my birthday and I hear.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey everybody!
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nope, I'm running running.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Roadhouse, they shine the light on you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They used to put you on the saddle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they didn't do that anymore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they didn't do that anymore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they didn't do that anymore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they didn't do that anymore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they didn't do that anymore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I hated that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, get up on the saddle fatty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was back when I was heavy and had titties and was gay as hell.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I don't want to be put a look at me here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is where all the people that hate me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just love the roles.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Here ridiculous.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I can't say no to put insulting nuts in my mouth and they just have an abundance.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Can you believe Shane is in Florida without us?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know for a week.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's gonna be sunburned.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's gonna be sunburned.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I text him yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like put on sunscreen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're too old to not have sunscreen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I wear it every day now on my face.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I can't believe they took the dogs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't even like to drive with my dog, just because she wants to be held and I'm like, get off.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's summer.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Good away from me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I asked him yesterday how they were doing.
10:41.826 --> 10:48.090
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, poor Ruby, she has car sickness, so she's been sick a few times and I'm like, oh, I'm for the thing.
10:48.790 --> 10:51.252
[SPEAKER_02]: She should have given one to each of us to watch.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Both might be a little excessive for because then we'd up both have three dogs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But we want a piece we could do.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have a ninety pound dog.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We lived in Chicago for, well, that's your call.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's a cat.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We lived in Chicago for a year, year and a half.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Boys tell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we drove home all the time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, when Boon was a puppy, he was tiny.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was a little guy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: When we got him, he weighed eight pounds.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So he... So much my dog weighs whole ground.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He would just lay under the air vent the whole time and just sleep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, then he eventually got too big to do that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he did not like writing in the back.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then he developed car sickness.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, one time we were on our way home, we stopped in Miracle.
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[SPEAKER_03]: to get dinner.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I had gone inside to use the bathroom and I come back out and my husband is standing outside the truck, wiping himself.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Boone walked up to him, like because he didn't feel good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he didn't mean to.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He can't be mad at him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He just wanted attention.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he burped.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And the burp was not a burp.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So that trip home didn't exactly turn out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We decided we're just turning around and going back home.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This gives some favories on the way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we learned very quickly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We lined the whole truck and puppy pass.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And we never really rode home together.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We would always drive separately because I don't handle puke.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Even dog puke I can't do it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So my poor husband would be stuck with boon and I'd be in my car living my best life.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Text and I'm having fun.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Luckily, your card didn't take much gas to get back to that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it was my car.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I drove a Kia Forte.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So it was small.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So it two fully grown adults in the ninety pound dog.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That wasn't happening.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But he surprisingly does better in the car because he doesn't have as much room to roam.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Less like my dog to feel safe.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She'll go in her little candle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think like being closed in a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, oh, cam safe now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So the four days now boons transportation mode anytime he's got to go to the vet or the groomer.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's what car he writes in.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that's what's wrong with you, Kim.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have a tight closed-end space.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So no man, this feels safe with you.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I have all the men I need in my base.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's a big joke about men being in my basement.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She got a slew of them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She won't share.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's a selfish lover.
13:39.303 --> 13:49.007
[SPEAKER_02]: And we learn that she has a kink because Emily and you know, your guys' relationship is very playful and not a mean in any way, but you're just very like
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[SPEAKER_02]: You dumb ass, you know, it's the same with Shane.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You have similar and we discovered that Kim must have a degregation king or some similar because she just surrendered.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The two most love it people in her life.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What's your mom talked to you to she?
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[SPEAKER_05]: She's nice to me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Grandma would never.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Grandma would never.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You dumb.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have to be nice to my mom around grandma because I don't think she would understand.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we all got to do that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it really depends on the situation on how she does treat me because if we're out in public, she's nice to me, you know, she doesn't
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[SPEAKER_05]: But, boy, if it's just me and her, she just lets me have it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Laying into her.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You got to, gotta keep them on the table.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, it's been just the two of us for... Oh my god, I just... Fourteen, thirteen, fourteen years now?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the way I see it is the person who gave birth to me is, you know, everybody else you have to put on like social manners and, you know... She has to look at me out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're just getting the hell comes!
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[SPEAKER_02]: No substitutions!
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[SPEAKER_03]: I hope my daughter and I can have a very similar relationship tomorrow.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm sure you will.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's all about the time in the place.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We've already discussed about how spoiled poor embers going to be.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she's the first one grandchild on both sides.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's going to be spoiled, but you're also I see you now where I see them nails just.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, uh, uh, don't even put it down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We ain't having this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Come here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: working with littles.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I already have my mom boils down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got them all right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I know a lot of new moms, especially they kind of get bullied by like, say, like, the other women they're around in the family, like, oh, you need to do this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're going to do this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm solicited advice.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A belly touching.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can see you being like, don't touch me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's stupid.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I am not a fan of being touched.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, she doesn't know what it is.
15:42.221 --> 15:45.262
[SPEAKER_03]: Touching pregnant bellies has always given me the strangers.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It always has given me the egg.
15:46.902 --> 15:53.404
[SPEAKER_03]: Like Anna, whatever she's been pregnant, I would walk up to her and I'd poke her belly and I said, okay, there's your belly touch for the day.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like I don't know what it is, but like walking up and like just setting your hand on my stomach, I can handle that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But when you rub, let me feel it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's so weird.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've had friends of mine in the past, like, they'll be pregnant at the grocery store in a strange old lady.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You'll just come up and start touching the stomach.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't love for an old lady to touch me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care who you are.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're not touching me like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: At least ask for what a precious gift you want to pull.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Don't touch me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We've already talked about how she's going to act and stuff, because boy, with doing the job that I do, you see that people come in there with the kids and they just don't pay any attention.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So run around like banches and every time somebody like that comes in, I'll tell them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Amber is not going to act like that.
16:44.804 --> 16:46.285
[SPEAKER_05]: You guys knew how to act.
16:46.345 --> 16:48.826
[SPEAKER_05]: And all I had to do is whisper in their ear.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You want to go to the car.
16:50.807 --> 16:54.148
[SPEAKER_05]: And they knew if they didn't straight up, they were going to get a beaten.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's so easy with just one child.
16:57.150 --> 16:59.270
[SPEAKER_02]: Like my god son is going to be fourteen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he is just the best teenage boy on the planet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's so calm and quiet and polite.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like they had me and both of his parents.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like we ain't doing this shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like we don't play that game.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I was texting his mom yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, you know, he really got to experience like a childhood because up to a year ago, his grandma asked him to make her a cup of ice water and he was like, how do I do that?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like he had never, I was like, hey, clue the ingredients are the name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, try that and come.
17:35.878 --> 17:38.341
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, maybe we should start teaching him how to cook a little.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's got to take care of himself one day.
17:41.785 --> 17:49.093
[SPEAKER_05]: I was like, oh, you know how long I tried to get her to let me teach her how to cook at least cook a few meals.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She would never ever let me teach her how to cook.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She didn't learn until she was moved out and in Chicago with her husband.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She's smiling by myself.
17:58.119 --> 18:04.001
[SPEAKER_03]: When I live by myself, I would either just grab something because it was cheaper than in a whole fridge of groceries to live in.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Cooking a one person or like I would cook the easy stuff that I know like smoke sausage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How do you mess up smoke sausage?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like
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[SPEAKER_03]: Stuff like that are like the frozen like stir fry from Aldi.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's the little bag.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The easy stuff.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But when I moved to Chicago, I learned real quick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Pinterest was my best friend.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I started in kindergarten, but I was a, I'm not going to ask if I can do this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just going to watch them and then do it tomorrow before they wake up, type of child.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's not always good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm thankful for nothing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was not permission.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I started with scrambled eggs and I thought I was fancy because grandma made fried baloney in the circle and I cut mine into strips.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, oh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So yes, I've been gay in my whole life because this is kindergarten.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Lord.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Emily, why aren't you have a five-page mystery for us?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's forever.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They were printing them and she was like, why is my five pages and Kim's is two?
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[SPEAKER_02]: You do this what professionally?
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is not my job.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But she got me to read her last two.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Frankly, I enjoyed it immensely.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's hilarious.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, it's a lot of fun to listen to him read them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It is a real fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do voices.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it is a lot of fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And say the words.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He always do mine from now on.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I got news for him.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He will.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't mind.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I do it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And especially doing it without having to write one because I have no idea what it's about.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some like this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: See.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I can't take credit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My dear mommy, she wrote this for me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I won't help us.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I knew she has been so sick.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm just like, I'm just going to go ahead and do one for her, send it to her.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That way, you know, if she doesn't feel good and doesn't want to go, I know you already had one made up.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I had a spare that I could have done my next one.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So I wasn't too worried about it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So I just done a four.
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[SPEAKER_02]: For our next one, I'd like to do it because I was writing it last night in the morning and I did not know until I was writing it that it happened today in like history.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh really?
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[SPEAKER_02]: But like a hundred years ago.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Today August tenth.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like August tenth and I'd you know, what's the date?
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[SPEAKER_05]: How long is it?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Not very long, no.
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[SPEAKER_05]: If it's not very long, we could put it with Dave's.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That would work.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We'll just do two that day.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Perfect.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Because I don't think it's very long either.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Give him a little something extra for crime.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Come on over there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Speaking of crime, Colin, I'm going to say this right now because this will be going out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's not going to have underwear on the whole time or they.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This will be going out.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This will be out to our patrons on Friday that we are at crime.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so if you're there come see us and if you're not a Patreon, you don't hear this until Tuesday.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Save your pennies for now.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're home.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're home already.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We got home last night.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're sleeping.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, probably because it's.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They announced our live episode.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So it'd be Sunday the ninth.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have the location yet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Want somewhere.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You'll be able.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You'll hear us.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's hard to win.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's in the studio.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They have just a specific studio for everybody that does their lives.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Things there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So if you're there, come be in the audience.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sit with us.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But nine a.m.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, nine a.m.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It was if we're going to be awake.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll have to stay up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey man, welcome to Colorado.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We've already warned everybody.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We've already warned everybody.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a legal state.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The legal state.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Don't judge us.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It goes with mystery podcast too because I'm like, we got a shag over here.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So thank you to my mom for writing this for me because I was not feeling very well yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's had a little bit of the mornin sickness.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, the mornin.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's had a lot of that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I started work this past week.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh back to school.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my first year with the littles kindergarten or daycare like preschool.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So before they got a hold of their bow, you know, before they learn all everything.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thankfully, all of mine are potty trains.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thank God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because technically I'm pre-K.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So they'll be going into kindergarten.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All of them in your room.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Most of them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's a couple dummies that are there twice.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just kidding.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my goodness.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They might have had to take the course twice.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so I went back to work and I don't know if any of you out there are educators, but being an educator and being pregnant.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Not for the faint of heart.
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[SPEAKER_02]: All the little kids.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not for the faint of heart questions.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The amount of times I've heard teacher this past week teacher.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, buddy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They're still learning.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're still learning.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm learning.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is my first year.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We'll get there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We'll get there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Have the babies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My job is in the daycare.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's so I love it for other people.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like I love kids.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're just so precious and like just so.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I definitely think it's a special heart to be able to do this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I give me old people.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, you know, the old old ones that are like kids, but they can't move around.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm the opposite.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't give me any of your old people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I love them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They're a mobile.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Put them in their chair.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you know, she's worked at another school at one point that she did.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was with special needs, kids for three years.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I love that job.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I loved that job.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I loved that job.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That would be nice.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I could see her going back to that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I loved that job.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Funny enough that the position that I had there, they were hiring last year when I got hired in at the daycare.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I was really sad because it came out after I had already been hired.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Me, the person I am.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I commit, yeah, once I commit, I'm doing it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm very driven like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I, that was really upsetting, but maybe one day it'll be in my cards to get back into that direction of things.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe I'll go back to school and finish getting my degree.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have my associates, but who knows?
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[SPEAKER_03]: You never know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: God, when I was your age, I had plans that are completely different to, I never thought, oh, I'd be doing a podcast with my brother and Kim about, you know, mysteries, cryptids and mothman's thick juicy ass.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Have you seen Emily?
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[SPEAKER_02]: No.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's a statue of Mothman, and I'm so bad at it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Is it Pennsylvania?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Virginia maybe.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Wherever the legend is from, but there's a big metal statue.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever artist made it, gave him just the thickest cakes, like just a while.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So when people go visit, they go in.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, rub it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Rub it for luck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Someone put a tramp stamp on it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have a tramp stamp, Josh?
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I just have two tattoos so far.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like you could rock a tramp stamp.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do a whale tail, but not a tramp stamp.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I'll rock a whale tail here and there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're back in style.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They came back in.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, trust me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Low-rise jeans and a whale tail.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know what I'm telling.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When you were, I was like, oh, that's the way.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In my head, every time I see one, that's what happened.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I speak well.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Me and Dorie.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, Dorie.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure if I had a name.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think that well had a name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The whale shark in the second one did.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sure what its name was.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I just picture it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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[SPEAKER_02]: We do why we're for you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't mind you read it can't I'm used to reading Kim's writing anyway
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[SPEAKER_05]: for the laughs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they're very muted trying.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We've never done that one, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I might have.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If I did, it was in the beginning.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, if we did.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was all before you joined us.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't mind repeating topics because two different people research in the same thing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're going to find completely different.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I've never been here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know about my opinion.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like if it's been over a year, it's okay to re-cover a topic.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know that we have.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe if I have more information.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Never know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the sea has always been a place of mystery.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It can cradle you with calm waters, or swallow you whole.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Haha, kill.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Without warning.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is about me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Waters and swallow and whole, Lord.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's a one stretch of ocean that has captured imaginations like no other.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's called the vermuter triangle, or others call it the devil's triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I want to start calling that today.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Her little whisker biscuit, the devil's triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Don't touch it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A bite.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The triangle drawn between Florida, Burmuda and Puerto Rico.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's how I always say Puerto Rico too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like when I read it, like that's just how it comes out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Puerto Rico.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A region where, for decades, stories have been told of ships and planes vanishing without a trace.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But ghosted.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some say it's science.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some say it's supernatural.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I told you about these S's.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Others say it ain't nothing at all.
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[SPEAKER_02]: For the next few minutes, we'll journey into history, sit through strange disappearances, hear from skeptics and believers and explore why the legend refuses to sink.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Buckle up because the waters ahead can get unpredictable.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's my name.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, hey, are they unpredictable?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe here I should take that back.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The Bramuda Triangle's legend did emerge from ancient maps or centuries of sailors' tales.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's surprisingly modern.
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[SPEAKER_02]: September, seventeenth, nineteen-fifty, the Miami-Herald, journalist Edward Van Winkle Jones, ain't that a name, publishes a short piece noting unusual disappearances in the waters of east of Florida.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's enough to spark curiosity, but not yet obsession.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like that clone.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's one if you are around lions or tigers, they'll attack you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Tigers and bears.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks, guys.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, got you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Two years later, George Xand.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: See mystery.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's an author.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, what a name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: See mystery at our back door for fake magazine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This time, the mysterious area gets a shape.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A watery triangle with three points.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Lord, I burmuda and porter Puerto Rico every time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: George Sand's list of disappearances reads like a ghost fleet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The Sandra, a tramp steamer that vanished without distress call.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A small fishing boat carrying Jockey Albert Snyder, gone.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The Star Tiger and Star Ariel, British passenger planes that never made it to their destination.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And the most famous flight-nineteen
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[SPEAKER_02]: See, I remember you do front and back.
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[SPEAKER_02]: December fifth, nineteen, forty five, five US Navy torpedo bombers depart Fort Lauderdale on a training mission.
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[SPEAKER_02]: At first, it's routine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Then the radio chatter turns strange.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We cannot be sure of any direction.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Everything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna not be sure of any direction.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Everything is wrong.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Strange.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The ocean doesn't look as it should.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It says that and it has me thinking.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What does it look like?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like what do you mean?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't look like it should.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Does it look like saying it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is it dry?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Is it grassy?
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[SPEAKER_02]: It don't look right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's water.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It changes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You never saw it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a big, like, what are those things called?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like a pool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That would go scary.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like when I imagine the Bermuda triangle, like I feel like it's something like that's just like sucking everything down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That would.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When I pictured the Bermuda triangle, I feel like you're, you know, you're out on the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's wavy and then once you cross into it, like the water would just be like glass flat.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, and then, like, a whirlpool or something, just sailing on all of a sudden, just, yeah, exactly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That would suck getting like getting flesh down a toilet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What would you would you remember it because everything just disappears like right away?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like would you remember are you like?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't want this to be morbid, but like are you dead on impact at the verbina triangle?
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[SPEAKER_02]: You would drown.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know a lot about them, but I know it's like an underwater tornado and it can be very long.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So even where the hole that pulls you down, where it begins can be like a vast distance away.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So you could just be like, kind of like, you know how like wormholes on space movies or they're like, you know, the crowd will.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't really like to watch movies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They can't hold my interest.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm a nerd.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Or a Star Trek.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's a showing it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a show.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You can go from one entrance and then just instantly be teleported somewhere else.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's why they're so dangerous because they pull you down and it's such a strong current.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're just instantly at the bottom of the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Good luck swimming up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I'm like, I ain't going in the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll go to about like here and they're like, okay, beep enough.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Anything past this is too big for me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sharks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ever since we all went to Florida.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I never realized I don't know why, but like the little sand bugs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: C, please.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I never noticed them until that trip.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And now I like can't be on the sand without like looking down and seeing them and freaking my thoughts.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So freaks of how that every time a wave comes up, they come out and they disappear and like, oh, oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my gosh, do you remember story time?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you remember when we went down there with Maya?
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[SPEAKER_05]: And you and I and Shane went to the beach?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and the video of, okay, that was so funny.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This big, I could say ass, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: This big ass wave came and took Shane down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Six nine man, just down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sitting here cracking up because laughing so hard.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I was sitting in the beach.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was in the water too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how I'm still standing at this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because he's like trying to get up, but waves keep coming and like just knocking them down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's hard.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He was farther out than you were.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You were just like ankle deep and he was out maybe knee deep or a little bit more.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Which is like shoulder height to cam.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was cracking up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then I almost got knocked down because I was laughing so hard.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm bored.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to get up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I still have that video somewhere.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I walked out to a sand.
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[SPEAKER_02]: One of those like sand docks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, you walk out of the barn.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sandbar and some touch my leg.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I got out of the hell out of water.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I ended up down with the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: See, we touched on my leg.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, it was something like
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[SPEAKER_03]: Fishy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Something alive and quite a decent size because we went to the public beach and then we went down to the state park which had like untouched beaches.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's where the nude beaches work, you know, I like to live.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I wasn't nude there but I went there because no one else is there because there were nude beaches.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like private beach.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then about ten minutes after I got into the water, I'm like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm, if there are sharks here, I'm the only thing in the water here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, like, then a large family came with like a whole bunch of little kids and a dad.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Can you do a beach?
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's nude was optional.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Most people were wearing costumes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There were a few like old men that came with their leathery bodies that were nude, but nobody really looked at them were like, oh, oh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's hard not to make a face when they walk by, look.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I always think about the time when we all went to Tennessee and that old man was in the hot tub.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You father time!
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's fall the time down there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Soakin' his balls.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We wouldn't get into the pool unless he was out of the hot tub and Joshua was called him father time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was ancient.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He was so good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He was so good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, for me to triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Father, time for me to triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the planes vanish.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The rescue planes sent after them and also it disappears and not a single body is ever recovered.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Authors like Vincent Gattas, Charles Berlitz and Richard Winer take these cases and weave them into something bigger.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A pattern of disappearances stretching back to the eighteen hundreds.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was that that put the remuda triangles mystery, now set an ink.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you've ever tried to pin down the exact borders of the bermuda triangle, good luck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Gattas' original points were Miami, San Juan, and Burmuda.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And later, author stretch it wider, you know, all about that can, don't you?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some pull it north, some push it east, and one BBC, that's the British Broadcasting Company, not the kind I like.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And program in nineteen seventy seven, even suggest it might reach all the way to the Irish coast, Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The area can be anywhere from five hundred thousand square miles to nearly four million.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And here's the catch.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When the boundaries change, so do the disappearances that count.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This flexibility makes the triangle seem bigger, deadlier, but also harder to prove anything as unusual.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So let's slow down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Got your, put in her through the mill with this today.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_02]: front and back.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's slow down and explore three cases that help cement the triangle's reputation.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Number one, flight-nineteen in nineteen forty-five.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We've touched on it, but the details matter.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The training mission was led by an experienced pilot, Lieutenant Charles Taylor.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Whether was reported fine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yet Taylor believed his compasses were malfunctioning.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He thought they were over the Florida Keys, and in reality, they were far off course over the open Atlantic.
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[SPEAKER_02]: search planes, ships, and hundreds of personnel comb the seas.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But not a single trace was found.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds cool.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Number two, the Star Tiger, nineteen forty eight, Star Tiger.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The British passenger plane in route to Bermuda with thirty one on board.
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[SPEAKER_02]: and weather reports suggested strong winds but not catastrophic.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The pilot radioed a routine message, and minutes later, silence.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No wreckage was ever found.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Number three, the USS Cyclops in nineteen eighteen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A massive Navy Carve, a massive Navy Cargo ship, carrying manganese ore from Brazil to Baltimore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It never arrived, and over three hundred people vanished, Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No SOS, no debris, some blame storms, other suspected a structural failure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In wartime, there were even whispers of enemy sabotage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love that word, sabotage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Each story adds a layer to the legend, strange radio calls, perfect weather, suddenly turning bad, and complete lack of wreckage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When you have an machines like these, and no easy answer, the imagination begins to fill in the gaps.
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[SPEAKER_02]: One story points to Atlantis, the mythical city said to have sunk beneath the waves.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Believer say its technology still operates, disrupting compasses or pulling shapes under.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The Bimini Road Discovery, nineteen sixty-eight is sometimes cited as proof.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A series of stone blocks beneath the water in the Bahamas.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But geologists say it's just a natural rock formation made of beach rock.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Others say the triangle is a portal.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A place where the fabric of space and time is thin, allowing ships and planes to slip into another dimensions.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Still, others point skyward, claiming UFOs patrol the region, abducting vessels for reasons unknown, but stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: at least that's what I hope if I ever get abducted.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Be me up!
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[SPEAKER_02]: Burlitz himself compiled an entire list of such possibilities, an alien intervention, wormholes, forces beyond human comprehension.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But none of these have scientific backing, but they fueled novels, movies, and countless campfire stories.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Science offers its own set of answers, though.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And they're often just as fascinating.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, the lights, really.
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[SPEAKER_02]: After a while, blue, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Magnetic variations, compasses don't point to true north.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They point to magnetic north, which shifts depending on your location.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Navigators know this, but the public, not always.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In the triangle, the change is normal, not supernatural.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The Gulf stream, a river within the ocean, flowing at up to six and a half feet per second.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Any disabled vessel or crash debris can be carried far away from its last known position in hours, making recovery nearly impossible.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do know that the Gulf Stream plays a key role in the weather on our planet.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's diminishing because of climate change.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, oh, we can't live without that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Human error even experienced sailors make fatal mistakes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The ocean is scary as hell.
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[SPEAKER_02]: On January first, nineteen fifty eight Harvey Coniver sailed into a known storm south of Florida.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In his yet never returned.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love y'all the way it's spelled because I'm in my head every time I say yatched.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My name's made that movie show girls when she's like, oh, you like my new dress.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's for safe.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know that I've ever watched that movie.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen it once and it's the most traumatizing movie I've ever seen in my entire life.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I know it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can quote it so well because it like traumatized me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What's that?
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[SPEAKER_02]: It has the lady who played Jesse Katsopolis on Save by the Bell, the curly hair, the white lady, you young.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I hate you, I hate you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So young.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, anybody's like, it was Jesse Catapulas from Save by the Bell.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we're sold.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She plays a show girl, you know, she goes to Las Vegas to be a show girl the way that like a young actress would go to Hollywood to be an actress, you know, and
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not a bad movie.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's very kind of like the behind the scenes dark side of what these girls do and who they do it with to become a popular showgirl.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But it scarred me because I did not know what the R word was before that essay or forced, you know, all that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I did not know what that was and I watched that movie because
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, Jessica's apple is.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I watch Save Fathabel.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, tin or, you know, not very all around that age.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I watch Save Fathabel and I love the feathery costumes on this movie cover.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Look, I'ma rent this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I saw boobies.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I saw the R word.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, I don't like getting of this horrible.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You saying, Jessica's apple is makes me think of full house.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uncle Jesse.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, I'm so bad at names.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, thank you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think you might be saying the wrong name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think her name is Jess.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Her name was Jess.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But I don't think that that was her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's so funny.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Definitely.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just saying first name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And they were on TV at the same time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's hilarious.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I heard of say by the bell, but I've never watched.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love John Stamos.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Actually, a fun fact.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My first what dream was about that actor who plays Zack Morris.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm saying that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well,
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[SPEAKER_05]: That is a fun fact job.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was for him in the college age.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So that's going to be on our next questionnaire when we do it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It should be.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Do a game.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I laugh about it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll go when I think of it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad it was him because the other guy had a crush on his Josh Grobin.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Not anymore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's in the age twelve, but he still sounds good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, other things include hurricanes and downbursts before satellite ships had no warning.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In nineteen eighty six, the pride of Baltimore sank after a sudden downburst increased wind speeds from twenty to ninety mile per hour in seconds.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That is a change.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Jesus Christ.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Survivor said it felt like the sea exploded.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen videos of cargo ships and like, you know, the very open sea and
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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't, like, fathom that waves could get, like, the way they just, yeah, I'm like so high.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No wonder shit goes, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: In the middle of the ocean, absolutely not.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No wonder shit goes missing, and they're like, sorry, I don't know what happened to your package, you know, like, well, look at these containers flying off these ships.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You'll be saying that next time you're on one and it gets taken down by a wave.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And especially, how do you see the documentary to cruise?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, no, no, no, I wasn't before.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Now, hell no.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The cruise was fun.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I went on one cruise.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Never again.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That only way I will go on in a thing.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It was because of the people you were with.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It very well could have been, but I don't like being on a bow and not being able to see land.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I can somehow am a coast.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I can see land, I can trick myself into thinking of something that goes down and like the ship sinks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I could probably say that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's so much to do on those ships and you're out doing things.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You don't even think about what I don't want to do something.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm more put me on the beach and leave me alone.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Or take me to the mountains.
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[SPEAKER_02]: To me a vacation that's
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[SPEAKER_03]: Dude let's do like that I like I'm not a go-go-go-go-go type of person and it could be because you know my dad when we were going vacation so that it was or waking up at seven o'clock in the morning or doing this we're doing that we're doing this we're doing that when I think of a vacation I want a good view a book in my hand yeah I got you and a chair to lounge yeah some sun and some body of water to sit by maybe put my feet in a little
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm more of a mountain gal myself.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love me too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do love them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I do love good beach.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm excited for Colorado because I'm like, uh, change on vacation now.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're like, Kim and I are like, we can't get to South America quick enough.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, last time I went on vacation and you know the next time I'll go on a vacation.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Go vegan.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You should do, uh, I know a lot of couples will do that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know baby shoes, but yeah, but I do a what a baby moon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: a little honey move before the baby comes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you go on like little vacation.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I tried to talk Brady into going to like a beach or something.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, I want to go to the mountain.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, I always go to the mountains.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I love the mountains.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But anytime I go on vacation, the past like probably four or five occasions I've been on, they've been to Tennessee.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I want to widen the horizon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And when the kid comes, you'll more likely be going to Tennessee before you go to.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I've been so sick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm afraid like me being in the car for seven hours might not be the best idea.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not, you know, it ain't salty.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's close enough for a three hour drive.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They have some nice places up there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This guy beaches and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, I lived super close to like Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So you're like, I've been there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I live close enough.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We got like a fake snow.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Screw that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Go to the other one.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Go to the other side of Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've always knew where he goes at Indiana dunes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's really nice.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Even hiking and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Every all the hikes are like wooden pathways.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So you're not like having to climb a sand dunes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and a lot of good rock hunting there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A lot a lot.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I found a whole bunch.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My neck hurt when I got back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, I think I walked the whole time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like my face didn't have as much sunburn as the rest because I'm like, I'm looking down with my hat.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, another theory includes methane hydrates under the seafloor vast deposits of frozen natural gas like trapped.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And in lab tests, bubbles from methane released can sink ships by reducing water density.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But the U.S.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Geological Survey says there's no evidence of major methane eruptions in the triangle in the last fifteen thousand years.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know there's a frozen lake in Russia that has just a huge methane build up early in us are climate warms up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The ice is melting and it's slowly releasing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But it's dangerous for the people nearby because
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[SPEAKER_02]: if any type of fire source, lightning, you know, any type of spark.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The whole, like, just in an instant, and it smells like fart.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Larry Kushes, in the name of the book, there's a book called The Bermuda Triangle Mystery, solved.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This meant many famous cases.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In it, he found some missing ships reappeared, but those updates never made headlines.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some wrecks were found, but their discovery was left out of later tellings, and many incidents occurred far outside the triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Lloyds of London, which ensures ships worldwide, reports no higher incident rate, accident rate in the area.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The US Coast Guard agrees.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I thought he was going sneeze.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was doing my, I got a sneeze.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Quit talking.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The triangle by their data, I always want to say data, but I'm American so data.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The triangle by their data is more dangerous than any other heavily traveled ocean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If the science is so clear, why does the Bermuda triangle still fascinate us?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Skeptics like Ernest Haves and Barry Singer say it's about the economics of mystery.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Stories about alien portal sell better than stories about bad weather.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Publishers, filmmakers, and TV networks know this, and boy do they deliver.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Benjamin Radford reminds us, just because something is unexplained doesn't mean it's unexplainable.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Is that gaslighting?
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[SPEAKER_02]: The review to triangles a place where truth and myth mix like fresh water and salt swirling together.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it's not cursed.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Perhaps it's just a stretch of ocean where storms hit hard.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Currents run fast and human error meets bad luck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But on a calm night, standing at the rail of a ship in those waters, feeling the wind shift and the stars vanish beneath sudden clouds.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You might understand why some believe there's more to it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Those nice came a like the way you enter that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Lovely.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely lovely.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Wonderful.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Wonderful.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for reading that for me, Josh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're welcome.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I enjoy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I enjoy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That was, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's too much fun listening to it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It would have been very monotone if I were to tell him.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And then that's the way I actually, that's why I give him to him because he makes him fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It helps when I, when you can hear yourself because you can like, this, but my voice does relax me when I hear it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It can also sit here like, that's why I gotta keep adding funny stuff because I'm like, someone's gonna fall asleep at the wheel.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was young.
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[SPEAKER_02]: don't want to kill nobody.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But I've been told I have a relaxing voice when I want to, like I'm doing now, all the old people at the nursing home, babies and puppies tend to fall asleep when I talk to them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I bet you can make a load of money.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes when I'm struggling to fall asleep, I'll just look up on YouTube like somebody reading like Reddit stories.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I bet you can make a shit ton of money reading.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I have plans to do that on my rotten podcast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some with like shitty people, but others, and then I'm wanting to improve on that from going to reading Reddit stories to when I have a little bit more time to like actually writing them myself, because I listen to a lot of and I read a lot of like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: Cryptids, legends, tales and the dark stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm like, I've always loved that stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can know I can come up with my own.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You could also create your own Reddit thread to where like people that listen to your whatever.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Add stuff that they think would be interesting or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I thought of it, but I'm so bad with social media.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like Instagram, Facebook, anything past that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I hate it because you have to go like if you have five or six, you're just going on to post the same thing five or six times.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, I hate this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Especially one person follows you and everything.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, seeing it, seeing it, seeing it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: How many times do I have to see this today?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just don't want to be like repetitive.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But you have to.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So people say, yeah, it's a double-edged sword.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm bad at selling myself.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's for a main.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That I'm really good at.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So good.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Are we ready for our ending today?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've got join us on unmasked because I got some cookies.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to be trying.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've been trying to do like more viral things just because if it goes viral, I'm like, let's find out why.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like we did the Dubai chocolate candy bar I found.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you did.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Was it good?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I went and got gasped the other at the speedway right when you get into wall bash and they had them right by the cash register, but they are twenty dollars.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've been seeing it on TikTok where it's like strawberries and then like the stuff that you put in the Dubai chocolate chocolate drizzle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they got dips.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: When I tell you I could probably kill for one of them strawberry cups with the Dubai chocolate in it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I probably could.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it looks good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was, I get the hype.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Crunchy texture.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love pistachio.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And the chocolate is European chocolate.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, creamy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It tastes like chocolate, not like that little bit of vomit like ours does.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hershey.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Not a sweet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, not a sweet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, flavor.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Who knew?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I don't chocolate it so sweet to me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When you're diabetic.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You should mean it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Where do you talk like it?
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[SPEAKER_02]: good.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe what's a day or something.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I do.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love chocolate.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like popcorn with some M&Ms mixed and you get the sweet and the salty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I put dark chocolate raisinets with my popcorn.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like the chewy sweet with the crunchy salty good texture.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I love like trail mix that have raisins in it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The saltiness with the raisin.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I grab a raisin, a peanut, and an eminent.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The man's the both world.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I can see her doing that too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And if there's a dried up banana in there, I love this too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they're my favorite.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't bananas.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have to be in the mood for a good banana, and it has to have peanut butter with it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, me girl, I'm always in the mood for a banana.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But no peanut butter.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I travel hard not to get that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Call that pain.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Alright guys, let's wrap this one up so we can move on to unmask.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, come visit us at our website.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's mysteryink.com.
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[SPEAKER_05]: There you'll find all of our videos.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You'll see our merch stores, got our t-shirts, all of our good merch, little dicks, Josh's little dicks and necklaces.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All that good stuff is on there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That was on there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, can make sure you do come and join Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We do all kinds of really cool stuff on there, sometimes we have different games or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We give away a lot of stuff, Josh sometimes does cooking videos, so make sure you come and watch that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Like I said earlier, you Patreon's that are listening right now, come on to Kronkland where they're right now, come see us.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And if not, we'll see you next time.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks for joining us today.
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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's probably about the other day.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I feel like shit should not be a curse word because who is just such a bad life?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like the way it sounds.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like I just I hate it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: One of my kids at school, whenever he needs to go to the bathroom, he says, I need to wee wee in poop.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I need to, let's just see it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like poop.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it's so funny because he has to.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He has, like, the little kid was.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, I need to wee wee.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I need to wee wee.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, go to the bathroom.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You can go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to tell me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was real bad at that for a quite a long time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why is mine five pages and yours is too?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Because you're presenting today, I'm not.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hold that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hers is never very long.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hell, the last two.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She got me to read him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You read the whole thing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I might need to reread it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So you'll realize that between Shane and Emily, Kim kind of has a king for abuse.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think she likes it a little, because she surrounds herself by it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A little bit of a sadist.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying, check for a ball gag, you know, whenever she does pass, maybe you not be the one that goes through the draw.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sorry, I have to be the one to do it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I told my best friend, I was like, don't you let my mother and my brother, you do it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I did.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I think I sent this to the wrong printer, sorry.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So Brady keeps, sorry Dave.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Brady keeps my stuff in his like bedside table, right?
01:55.678 --> 01:56.018
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I told him I said, you know, once our kid can walk, we gotta find a new hiding spot.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We gotta do something.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And you gotta, especially with children, you have to hide it and something that would not interest them at all, like the most boring container that's like, uh, that taxes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: One of our, in our dressers, the top four drawers have like locks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I said, we can put it there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Those were always the most mysterious thing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Anything growing up that your parents had that was locked.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, I know I'll never see in this, but I want to know what's in it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was real bad.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My dad had a closet in one of his bedrooms, and that's where the furnace was, but it was behind like a fake wall that could be removed.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I thought it was like, I'm like, what is he hiding?
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[SPEAKER_02]: And that's how I broke the furnace trying to get past it today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the things heavy.
02:52.012 --> 02:52.672
[SPEAKER_03]: She thick.
02:53.473 --> 02:56.515
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a MacBook Air, so it's like half the size of that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What I have, and it's nice and light.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I have some things uploading because I couldn't get them to upload at home.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So sorry.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But I on that too.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So those of you that have not noticed, you do not hear Shane's voice.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You hear somebody else.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's on vacay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Where are you recording?
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[SPEAKER_02]: We haven't.
03:16.205 --> 03:17.787
[SPEAKER_02]: We haven't for like five, six in.
03:18.457 --> 03:23.923
[SPEAKER_02]: We start in that way, you know, it gives us options on a comfortable place to start it.
03:24.343 --> 03:25.824
[SPEAKER_02]: I went in the edit.
03:25.864 --> 03:32.010
[SPEAKER_04]: So since, she does that to us all the time.
03:32.031 --> 03:32.491
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he does.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He'll be recording and we're walking in.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're like, God, now I gotta go take a dump.
03:36.515 --> 03:41.640
[SPEAKER_02]: And then we won't know until he's like, we've been recording since before you got in.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So for our wonderful listeners out there, my wonderful daughter come to see us today.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, I'm away.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She's going to give us a little mystery and she's been the day with us for a while and not where you guys get a. Yeah, I mean, you hear me talk about her all the time.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So now you'll get a chance to meet her.
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[SPEAKER_02]: As you can tell by our shirt she is preggers.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I am.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Didn't do it in January with a little baby girl or a little baby girl.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So excited.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I am very excited.
04:10.302 --> 04:12.043
[SPEAKER_02]: I always mourn when someone has a boy.
04:12.063 --> 04:14.904
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, more men and more.
04:15.124 --> 04:19.306
[SPEAKER_05]: So that means you either have to announce that it's a girl before this comes out.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, sorry.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I keep forgetting.
04:21.828 --> 04:25.409
[SPEAKER_02]: Even though for such a long time, I like it's got to come on solid.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Just be but it's up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can I can post it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll be what eighteen weeks.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, this won't go out until the September.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I think the first part of September.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, well, perfect.
04:41.148 --> 04:45.930
[SPEAKER_03]: That's because I wanted to wait to announce until after my anatomy scan, which is the end of August.
04:46.191 --> 04:47.411
[SPEAKER_02]: Perfect.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Perfect timing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's edit in for you, Kim.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we're having a girl.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yay!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Her name is going to be Emberly Jane.
04:56.756 --> 04:57.337
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that.
04:57.377 --> 04:58.277
[SPEAKER_03]: That's so cute.
04:58.517 --> 04:58.998
[SPEAKER_02]: I think she too.
04:59.818 --> 05:04.963
[SPEAKER_02]: It sounds like, and I mean this in the most respectful way, because I love them.
05:05.664 --> 05:10.089
[SPEAKER_02]: And like, not an old person name, but like a old name.
05:10.569 --> 05:15.494
[SPEAKER_02]: Like it sounds like something a little like Victorian medieval, like I love it.
05:16.755 --> 05:17.976
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think they're unique.
05:18.236 --> 05:19.557
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never heard anybody with the name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I never have either.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's a unique name I like.
05:21.739 --> 05:23.119
[SPEAKER_02]: I've heard it's a memorable.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I've heard ember, but I've never heard emberly.
05:27.122 --> 05:34.607
[SPEAKER_05]: And somebody that I was talking to, oh, when I was getting my haircut yesterday, be knows somebody that their name's emberly.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's the first I've ever.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Should I explain the sentiment behind it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So as many of you know, I'm sure I have an older sister named Amber and I was watching a TV show one time and the main character's name was Amber Lee and I was like, that is so cool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've never heard it and I've always said my first born daughter would be named after my sister.
05:55.576 --> 05:56.157
[SPEAKER_03]: I am pregnant.
05:56.297 --> 05:58.958
[SPEAKER_03]: I have pregnancy hormones so if I tear up mine, jibisnes.
05:59.558 --> 06:03.381
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's Kim's daughter, so her tears could come at any time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But growing up, I always look so much like my sister that I was always compared to her, and I didn't want to name my child, Amberly, and then them, because for sure, they would probably call her Amber.
06:15.169 --> 06:15.409
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that I felt like would be too much for us, and yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't want to put that on her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I decided one day, Amberly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So it's a mix between Emily, Amber, and Kimberly.
06:26.420 --> 06:26.940
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that.
06:27.000 --> 06:27.920
[SPEAKER_02]: That's so cute.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, cry.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't do that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And she didn't realize, well, Jane is after somebody on Brady's side.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Jane is my husband's mom's middle name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So, Emberly Jane.
06:36.902 --> 06:37.582
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't realize it was hers, but it's also your dad's grandmother's middle name.
06:43.023 --> 06:46.504
[SPEAKER_02]: And it passes the Southern Memal test for a name.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Emberly, Jane, you get your butt back in this house right now.
06:50.965 --> 06:52.486
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
06:52.746 --> 06:57.168
[SPEAKER_03]: So we decided middle name because obviously we already had a boy named picked out two, which I love.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I hope one day we can use it.
06:59.009 --> 07:01.291
[SPEAKER_03]: If we have a boy ever, his name will be Bodie Allen.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because Allen is a family middle name for Brady.
07:04.893 --> 07:08.695
[SPEAKER_03]: So all of them in on Brady's dad side of the family I want to say this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Their middle name is Allen.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And they all spell it differently.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So Brady's is spelled A L Y N. Okay.
07:15.779 --> 07:20.181
[SPEAKER_03]: So if we ever have a boy, we'll just add an extra L and it'll be a L L Y N.
07:20.751 --> 07:22.954
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that she's so convenient.
07:23.815 --> 07:26.859
[SPEAKER_02]: Some people, they're just like, I don't know, pick something.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Why have Amber's name picked out when I was in the seventh grade?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Lord.
07:30.904 --> 07:33.027
[SPEAKER_05]: I always knew what my first daughter's name would be.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I do that with dogs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My next dog's gonna be Bitsie von Muffling.
07:37.613 --> 07:39.055
[SPEAKER_02]: It's Bitsie Bitsie.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so we decided middle names.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We wanted to have a family significance.
07:45.657 --> 07:46.077
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's cute, Emily.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thanks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So glad you picked a good name because you never know.
07:52.338 --> 07:54.338
[SPEAKER_02]: You never know some people.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, are you going to let a kid walk through life with that on the name?
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's for sure.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Josh, remember last time when we recorded this light automatically popped on right after we started talking about Amber.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So I have to tell you what happened on my birthday.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, good.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This is so good.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So
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[SPEAKER_05]: Amber or Amber.
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, we've been talking about Amber.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I, and Brady and then my aunt, I'll go, we all went to Texas Roadhouse for my birthday.
08:21.345 --> 08:21.665
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Of course.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's where you go.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's where you go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And there was six inch steak.
08:27.027 --> 08:27.668
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, gosh.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Little chill at it.
08:29.348 --> 08:35.011
[SPEAKER_05]: The last time we did that for my birthday, I accidentally ordered a six inch steak instead of a six ounce steak.
08:35.531 --> 08:36.472
[SPEAKER_05]: And I've never lived it down.
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[SPEAKER_05]: In New York.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Got to have some extensions.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, we went to Texas Road.
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[SPEAKER_05]: There was quite a few people that had birthdays there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They were on television.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I told them it's my birthday.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll go there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But when we got there, they're like, I'll don't worry.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We didn't tell them that we should birthday.
08:53.698 --> 08:54.959
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, oh, I'll leave.
08:55.219 --> 08:56.119
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll get up and watch them.
08:56.139 --> 08:58.640
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, that is, that's perfect.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you so much.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, somebody right down from us, they had a birthday in they had come out and sing to them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So our waitress walked over and she says, are you sure there's no birthdays here today?
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like Amber.
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[SPEAKER_05]: If that wasn't her, I don't know what it was.
09:16.099 --> 09:18.560
[SPEAKER_03]: We all looked at each other and we were like, we didn't say anything.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And the waitress was helping her on the shoulder.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And she's like, wait, you really have a birthday?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And we were like,
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[SPEAKER_03]: This one over here.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so they come in.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She asked me how old are you?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, twenty nine twenty nine.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She said, yeah, y'all every day.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, if it's my birthday and I'm out eating even a week or before after my birthday and I hear.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey everybody!
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nope, I'm running running.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Roadhouse, they shine the light on you.
09:48.049 --> 09:49.370
[SPEAKER_02]: They used to put you on the saddle.
09:49.390 --> 09:50.070
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they didn't do that anymore.
09:50.090 --> 09:50.790
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they didn't do that anymore.
09:50.810 --> 09:51.610
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they didn't do that anymore.
09:51.630 --> 09:52.291
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they didn't do that anymore.
09:52.311 --> 09:53.071
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they didn't do that anymore.
09:53.091 --> 09:53.571
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank God.
09:53.871 --> 09:54.431
[SPEAKER_02]: I hated that.
09:54.451 --> 09:56.472
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, get up on the saddle fatty.
09:57.153 --> 10:00.816
[SPEAKER_02]: It was back when I was heavy and had titties and was gay as hell.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I don't want to be put a look at me here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is where all the people that hate me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just love the roles.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Here ridiculous.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I can't say no to put insulting nuts in my mouth and they just have an abundance.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Can you believe Shane is in Florida without us?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know for a week.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's gonna be sunburned.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's gonna be sunburned.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I text him yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like put on sunscreen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're too old to not have sunscreen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I wear it every day now on my face.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I can't believe they took the dogs.
10:30.439 --> 10:31.040
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't even like to drive with my dog, just because she wants to be held and I'm like, get off.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's summer.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Good away from me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I asked him yesterday how they were doing.
10:41.826 --> 10:48.090
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, poor Ruby, she has car sickness, so she's been sick a few times and I'm like, oh, I'm for the thing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She should have given one to each of us to watch.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Both might be a little excessive for because then we'd up both have three dogs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But we want a piece we could do.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have a ninety pound dog.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We lived in Chicago for, well, that's your call.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's a cat.
11:14.408 --> 11:17.029
[SPEAKER_03]: We lived in Chicago for a year, year and a half.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Boys tell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we drove home all the time.
11:21.390 --> 11:23.831
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, when Boon was a puppy, he was tiny.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was a little guy.
11:24.992 --> 11:26.312
[SPEAKER_03]: When we got him, he weighed eight pounds.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So he... So much my dog weighs whole ground.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He would just lay under the air vent the whole time and just sleep.
11:33.712 --> 11:36.434
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, then he eventually got too big to do that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he did not like writing in the back.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then he developed car sickness.
11:42.757 --> 11:46.600
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, one time we were on our way home, we stopped in Miracle.
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[SPEAKER_03]: to get dinner.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I had gone inside to use the bathroom and I come back out and my husband is standing outside the truck, wiping himself.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Boone walked up to him, like because he didn't feel good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he didn't mean to.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He can't be mad at him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He just wanted attention.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he burped.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And the burp was not a burp.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So that trip home didn't exactly turn out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We decided we're just turning around and going back home.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This gives some favories on the way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we learned very quickly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We lined the whole truck and puppy pass.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And we never really rode home together.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We would always drive separately because I don't handle puke.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Even dog puke I can't do it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So my poor husband would be stuck with boon and I'd be in my car living my best life.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Text and I'm having fun.
12:43.316 --> 12:46.156
[SPEAKER_05]: Luckily, your card didn't take much gas to get back to that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it was my car.
12:47.817 --> 12:49.697
[SPEAKER_03]: I drove a Kia Forte.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So it was small.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So it two fully grown adults in the ninety pound dog.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That wasn't happening.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But he surprisingly does better in the car because he doesn't have as much room to roam.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Less like my dog to feel safe.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She'll go in her little candle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think like being closed in a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, oh, cam safe now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So the four days now boons transportation mode anytime he's got to go to the vet or the groomer.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's what car he writes in.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that's what's wrong with you, Kim.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have a tight closed-end space.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So no man, this feels safe with you.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I have all the men I need in my base.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's a big joke about men being in my basement.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She got a slew of them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She won't share.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's a selfish lover.
13:39.303 --> 13:49.007
[SPEAKER_02]: And we learn that she has a kink because Emily and you know, your guys' relationship is very playful and not a mean in any way, but you're just very like
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[SPEAKER_02]: You dumb ass, you know, it's the same with Shane.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You have similar and we discovered that Kim must have a degregation king or some similar because she just surrendered.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The two most love it people in her life.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What's your mom talked to you to she?
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[SPEAKER_05]: She's nice to me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Grandma would never.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Grandma would never.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You dumb.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have to be nice to my mom around grandma because I don't think she would understand.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we all got to do that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it really depends on the situation on how she does treat me because if we're out in public, she's nice to me, you know, she doesn't
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[SPEAKER_05]: But, boy, if it's just me and her, she just lets me have it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Laying into her.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You got to, gotta keep them on the table.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, it's been just the two of us for... Oh my god, I just... Fourteen, thirteen, fourteen years now?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the way I see it is the person who gave birth to me is, you know, everybody else you have to put on like social manners and, you know... She has to look at me out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're just getting the hell comes!
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[SPEAKER_02]: No substitutions!
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[SPEAKER_03]: I hope my daughter and I can have a very similar relationship tomorrow.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm sure you will.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's all about the time in the place.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We've already discussed about how spoiled poor embers going to be.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she's the first one grandchild on both sides.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's going to be spoiled, but you're also I see you now where I see them nails just.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, uh, uh, don't even put it down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We ain't having this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Come here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: working with littles.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I already have my mom boils down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got them all right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I know a lot of new moms, especially they kind of get bullied by like, say, like, the other women they're around in the family, like, oh, you need to do this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're going to do this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm solicited advice.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A belly touching.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can see you being like, don't touch me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's stupid.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I am not a fan of being touched.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, she doesn't know what it is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Touching pregnant bellies has always given me the strangers.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It always has given me the egg.
15:46.902 --> 15:53.404
[SPEAKER_03]: Like Anna, whatever she's been pregnant, I would walk up to her and I'd poke her belly and I said, okay, there's your belly touch for the day.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like I don't know what it is, but like walking up and like just setting your hand on my stomach, I can handle that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But when you rub, let me feel it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's so weird.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've had friends of mine in the past, like, they'll be pregnant at the grocery store in a strange old lady.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You'll just come up and start touching the stomach.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't love for an old lady to touch me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care who you are.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're not touching me like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: At least ask for what a precious gift you want to pull.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Don't touch me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We've already talked about how she's going to act and stuff, because boy, with doing the job that I do, you see that people come in there with the kids and they just don't pay any attention.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So run around like banches and every time somebody like that comes in, I'll tell them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Amber is not going to act like that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You guys knew how to act.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And all I had to do is whisper in their ear.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You want to go to the car.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And they knew if they didn't straight up, they were going to get a beaten.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's so easy with just one child.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like my god son is going to be fourteen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he is just the best teenage boy on the planet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's so calm and quiet and polite.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like they had me and both of his parents.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like we ain't doing this shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like we don't play that game.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I was texting his mom yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, you know, he really got to experience like a childhood because up to a year ago, his grandma asked him to make her a cup of ice water and he was like, how do I do that?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like he had never, I was like, hey, clue the ingredients are the name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, try that and come.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, maybe we should start teaching him how to cook a little.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's got to take care of himself one day.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I was like, oh, you know how long I tried to get her to let me teach her how to cook at least cook a few meals.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She would never ever let me teach her how to cook.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She didn't learn until she was moved out and in Chicago with her husband.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She's smiling by myself.
17:58.119 --> 18:04.001
[SPEAKER_03]: When I live by myself, I would either just grab something because it was cheaper than in a whole fridge of groceries to live in.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Cooking a one person or like I would cook the easy stuff that I know like smoke sausage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How do you mess up smoke sausage?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like
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[SPEAKER_03]: Stuff like that are like the frozen like stir fry from Aldi.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's the little bag.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The easy stuff.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But when I moved to Chicago, I learned real quick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Pinterest was my best friend.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I started in kindergarten, but I was a, I'm not going to ask if I can do this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just going to watch them and then do it tomorrow before they wake up, type of child.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's not always good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm thankful for nothing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was not permission.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I started with scrambled eggs and I thought I was fancy because grandma made fried baloney in the circle and I cut mine into strips.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, oh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So yes, I've been gay in my whole life because this is kindergarten.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Lord.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Emily, why aren't you have a five-page mystery for us?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's forever.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They were printing them and she was like, why is my five pages and Kim's is two?
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[SPEAKER_02]: You do this what professionally?
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is not my job.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But she got me to read her last two.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Frankly, I enjoyed it immensely.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's hilarious.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, it's a lot of fun to listen to him read them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It is a real fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do voices.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it is a lot of fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And say the words.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He always do mine from now on.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I got news for him.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He will.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't mind.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I do it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And especially doing it without having to write one because I have no idea what it's about.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some like this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: See.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I can't take credit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My dear mommy, she wrote this for me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I won't help us.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I knew she has been so sick.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm just like, I'm just going to go ahead and do one for her, send it to her.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That way, you know, if she doesn't feel good and doesn't want to go, I know you already had one made up.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And I had a spare that I could have done my next one.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So I wasn't too worried about it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So I just done a four.
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[SPEAKER_02]: For our next one, I'd like to do it because I was writing it last night in the morning and I did not know until I was writing it that it happened today in like history.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh really?
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[SPEAKER_02]: But like a hundred years ago.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Today August tenth.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like August tenth and I'd you know, what's the date?
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[SPEAKER_05]: How long is it?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Not very long, no.
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[SPEAKER_05]: If it's not very long, we could put it with Dave's.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That would work.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We'll just do two that day.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Perfect.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Because I don't think it's very long either.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Give him a little something extra for crime.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Come on over there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Speaking of crime, Colin, I'm going to say this right now because this will be going out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's not going to have underwear on the whole time or they.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This will be going out.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This will be out to our patrons on Friday that we are at crime.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so if you're there come see us and if you're not a Patreon, you don't hear this until Tuesday.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Save your pennies for now.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're home.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're home already.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We got home last night.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're sleeping.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, probably because it's.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They announced our live episode.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So it'd be Sunday the ninth.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have the location yet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Want somewhere.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You'll be able.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You'll hear us.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's hard to win.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's in the studio.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They have just a specific studio for everybody that does their lives.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Things there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So if you're there, come be in the audience.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sit with us.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But nine a.m.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, nine a.m.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It was if we're going to be awake.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll have to stay up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey man, welcome to Colorado.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We've already warned everybody.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We've already warned everybody.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a legal state.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The legal state.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Don't judge us.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It goes with mystery podcast too because I'm like, we got a shag over here.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So thank you to my mom for writing this for me because I was not feeling very well yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's had a little bit of the mornin sickness.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, the mornin.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's had a lot of that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I started work this past week.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh back to school.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my first year with the littles kindergarten or daycare like preschool.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So before they got a hold of their bow, you know, before they learn all everything.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thankfully, all of mine are potty trains.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thank God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because technically I'm pre-K.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So they'll be going into kindergarten.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All of them in your room.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Most of them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's a couple dummies that are there twice.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just kidding.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my goodness.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They might have had to take the course twice.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so I went back to work and I don't know if any of you out there are educators, but being an educator and being pregnant.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Not for the faint of heart.
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[SPEAKER_02]: All the little kids.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not for the faint of heart questions.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The amount of times I've heard teacher this past week teacher.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, buddy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They're still learning.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're still learning.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm learning.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is my first year.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We'll get there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We'll get there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Have the babies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My job is in the daycare.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's so I love it for other people.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like I love kids.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're just so precious and like just so.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I definitely think it's a special heart to be able to do this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I give me old people.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, you know, the old old ones that are like kids, but they can't move around.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm the opposite.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't give me any of your old people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I love them.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They're a mobile.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Put them in their chair.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you know, she's worked at another school at one point that she did.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was with special needs, kids for three years.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I love that job.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I loved that job.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I loved that job.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That would be nice.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I could see her going back to that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I loved that job.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Funny enough that the position that I had there, they were hiring last year when I got hired in at the daycare.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I was really sad because it came out after I had already been hired.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Me, the person I am.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I commit, yeah, once I commit, I'm doing it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm very driven like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I, that was really upsetting, but maybe one day it'll be in my cards to get back into that direction of things.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe I'll go back to school and finish getting my degree.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have my associates, but who knows?
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[SPEAKER_03]: You never know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: God, when I was your age, I had plans that are completely different to, I never thought, oh, I'd be doing a podcast with my brother and Kim about, you know, mysteries, cryptids and mothman's thick juicy ass.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Have you seen Emily?
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[SPEAKER_02]: No.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's a statue of Mothman, and I'm so bad at it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Is it Pennsylvania?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Virginia maybe.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Wherever the legend is from, but there's a big metal statue.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever artist made it, gave him just the thickest cakes, like just a while.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So when people go visit, they go in.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, rub it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Rub it for luck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Someone put a tramp stamp on it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have a tramp stamp, Josh?
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I just have two tattoos so far.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like you could rock a tramp stamp.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do a whale tail, but not a tramp stamp.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I'll rock a whale tail here and there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're back in style.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They came back in.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, trust me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Low-rise jeans and a whale tail.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know what I'm telling.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When you were, I was like, oh, that's the way.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In my head, every time I see one, that's what happened.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I speak well.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Me and Dorie.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, Dorie.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure if I had a name.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think that well had a name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The whale shark in the second one did.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sure what its name was.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I just picture it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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[SPEAKER_02]: We do why we're for you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't mind you read it can't I'm used to reading Kim's writing anyway
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[SPEAKER_05]: for the laughs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they're very muted trying.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We've never done that one, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I might have.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If I did, it was in the beginning.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, if we did.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was all before you joined us.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't mind repeating topics because two different people research in the same thing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're going to find completely different.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I've never been here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know about my opinion.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like if it's been over a year, it's okay to re-cover a topic.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know that we have.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe if I have more information.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Never know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the sea has always been a place of mystery.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It can cradle you with calm waters, or swallow you whole.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Haha, kill.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Without warning.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is about me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Waters and swallow and whole, Lord.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's a one stretch of ocean that has captured imaginations like no other.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's called the vermuter triangle, or others call it the devil's triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I want to start calling that today.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Her little whisker biscuit, the devil's triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Don't touch it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A bite.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The triangle drawn between Florida, Burmuda and Puerto Rico.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's how I always say Puerto Rico too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like when I read it, like that's just how it comes out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Puerto Rico.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A region where, for decades, stories have been told of ships and planes vanishing without a trace.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But ghosted.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some say it's science.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some say it's supernatural.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I told you about these S's.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Others say it ain't nothing at all.
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[SPEAKER_02]: For the next few minutes, we'll journey into history, sit through strange disappearances, hear from skeptics and believers and explore why the legend refuses to sink.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Buckle up because the waters ahead can get unpredictable.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's my name.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, hey, are they unpredictable?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe here I should take that back.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The Bramuda Triangle's legend did emerge from ancient maps or centuries of sailors' tales.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's surprisingly modern.
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[SPEAKER_02]: September, seventeenth, nineteen-fifty, the Miami-Herald, journalist Edward Van Winkle Jones, ain't that a name, publishes a short piece noting unusual disappearances in the waters of east of Florida.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's enough to spark curiosity, but not yet obsession.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like that clone.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's one if you are around lions or tigers, they'll attack you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Tigers and bears.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks, guys.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, got you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Two years later, George Xand.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: See mystery.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's an author.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, what a name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: See mystery at our back door for fake magazine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This time, the mysterious area gets a shape.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A watery triangle with three points.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Lord, I burmuda and porter Puerto Rico every time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: George Sand's list of disappearances reads like a ghost fleet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The Sandra, a tramp steamer that vanished without distress call.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A small fishing boat carrying Jockey Albert Snyder, gone.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The Star Tiger and Star Ariel, British passenger planes that never made it to their destination.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And the most famous flight-nineteen
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[SPEAKER_02]: See, I remember you do front and back.
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[SPEAKER_02]: December fifth, nineteen, forty five, five US Navy torpedo bombers depart Fort Lauderdale on a training mission.
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[SPEAKER_02]: At first, it's routine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Then the radio chatter turns strange.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We cannot be sure of any direction.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Everything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna not be sure of any direction.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Everything is wrong.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Strange.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The ocean doesn't look as it should.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It says that and it has me thinking.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What does it look like?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like what do you mean?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't look like it should.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Does it look like saying it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is it dry?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Is it grassy?
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[SPEAKER_02]: It don't look right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's water.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It changes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You never saw it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a big, like, what are those things called?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like a pool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That would go scary.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like when I imagine the Bermuda triangle, like I feel like it's something like that's just like sucking everything down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That would.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When I pictured the Bermuda triangle, I feel like you're, you know, you're out on the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's wavy and then once you cross into it, like the water would just be like glass flat.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, and then, like, a whirlpool or something, just sailing on all of a sudden, just, yeah, exactly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That would suck getting like getting flesh down a toilet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What would you would you remember it because everything just disappears like right away?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like would you remember are you like?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't want this to be morbid, but like are you dead on impact at the verbina triangle?
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[SPEAKER_02]: You would drown.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know a lot about them, but I know it's like an underwater tornado and it can be very long.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So even where the hole that pulls you down, where it begins can be like a vast distance away.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So you could just be like, kind of like, you know how like wormholes on space movies or they're like, you know, the crowd will.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't really like to watch movies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They can't hold my interest.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm a nerd.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Or a Star Trek.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's a showing it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a show.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You can go from one entrance and then just instantly be teleported somewhere else.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's why they're so dangerous because they pull you down and it's such a strong current.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're just instantly at the bottom of the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Good luck swimming up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I'm like, I ain't going in the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll go to about like here and they're like, okay, beep enough.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Anything past this is too big for me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sharks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ever since we all went to Florida.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I never realized I don't know why, but like the little sand bugs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: C, please.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I never noticed them until that trip.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And now I like can't be on the sand without like looking down and seeing them and freaking my thoughts.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So freaks of how that every time a wave comes up, they come out and they disappear and like, oh, oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my gosh, do you remember story time?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you remember when we went down there with Maya?
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[SPEAKER_05]: And you and I and Shane went to the beach?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and the video of, okay, that was so funny.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This big, I could say ass, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: This big ass wave came and took Shane down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Six nine man, just down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sitting here cracking up because laughing so hard.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I was sitting in the beach.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was in the water too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how I'm still standing at this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because he's like trying to get up, but waves keep coming and like just knocking them down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's hard.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He was farther out than you were.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You were just like ankle deep and he was out maybe knee deep or a little bit more.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Which is like shoulder height to cam.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was cracking up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then I almost got knocked down because I was laughing so hard.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm bored.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to get up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I still have that video somewhere.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I walked out to a sand.
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[SPEAKER_02]: One of those like sand docks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, you walk out of the barn.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sandbar and some touch my leg.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I got out of the hell out of water.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I ended up down with the ocean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: See, we touched on my leg.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, it was something like
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[SPEAKER_03]: Fishy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Something alive and quite a decent size because we went to the public beach and then we went down to the state park which had like untouched beaches.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's where the nude beaches work, you know, I like to live.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I wasn't nude there but I went there because no one else is there because there were nude beaches.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like private beach.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then about ten minutes after I got into the water, I'm like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm, if there are sharks here, I'm the only thing in the water here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, like, then a large family came with like a whole bunch of little kids and a dad.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Can you do a beach?
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's nude was optional.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Most people were wearing costumes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There were a few like old men that came with their leathery bodies that were nude, but nobody really looked at them were like, oh, oh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's hard not to make a face when they walk by, look.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I always think about the time when we all went to Tennessee and that old man was in the hot tub.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You father time!
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's fall the time down there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Soakin' his balls.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We wouldn't get into the pool unless he was out of the hot tub and Joshua was called him father time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was ancient.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He was so good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He was so good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, for me to triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Father, time for me to triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the planes vanish.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The rescue planes sent after them and also it disappears and not a single body is ever recovered.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Authors like Vincent Gattas, Charles Berlitz and Richard Winer take these cases and weave them into something bigger.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A pattern of disappearances stretching back to the eighteen hundreds.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was that that put the remuda triangles mystery, now set an ink.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you've ever tried to pin down the exact borders of the bermuda triangle, good luck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Gattas' original points were Miami, San Juan, and Burmuda.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And later, author stretch it wider, you know, all about that can, don't you?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some pull it north, some push it east, and one BBC, that's the British Broadcasting Company, not the kind I like.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And program in nineteen seventy seven, even suggest it might reach all the way to the Irish coast, Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The area can be anywhere from five hundred thousand square miles to nearly four million.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And here's the catch.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When the boundaries change, so do the disappearances that count.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This flexibility makes the triangle seem bigger, deadlier, but also harder to prove anything as unusual.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So let's slow down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Got your, put in her through the mill with this today.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_02]: front and back.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's slow down and explore three cases that help cement the triangle's reputation.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Number one, flight-nineteen in nineteen forty-five.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We've touched on it, but the details matter.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The training mission was led by an experienced pilot, Lieutenant Charles Taylor.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Whether was reported fine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yet Taylor believed his compasses were malfunctioning.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He thought they were over the Florida Keys, and in reality, they were far off course over the open Atlantic.
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[SPEAKER_02]: search planes, ships, and hundreds of personnel comb the seas.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But not a single trace was found.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds cool.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Number two, the Star Tiger, nineteen forty eight, Star Tiger.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The British passenger plane in route to Bermuda with thirty one on board.
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[SPEAKER_02]: and weather reports suggested strong winds but not catastrophic.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The pilot radioed a routine message, and minutes later, silence.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No wreckage was ever found.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Number three, the USS Cyclops in nineteen eighteen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A massive Navy Carve, a massive Navy Cargo ship, carrying manganese ore from Brazil to Baltimore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It never arrived, and over three hundred people vanished, Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No SOS, no debris, some blame storms, other suspected a structural failure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In wartime, there were even whispers of enemy sabotage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love that word, sabotage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Each story adds a layer to the legend, strange radio calls, perfect weather, suddenly turning bad, and complete lack of wreckage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When you have an machines like these, and no easy answer, the imagination begins to fill in the gaps.
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[SPEAKER_02]: One story points to Atlantis, the mythical city said to have sunk beneath the waves.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Believer say its technology still operates, disrupting compasses or pulling shapes under.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The Bimini Road Discovery, nineteen sixty-eight is sometimes cited as proof.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A series of stone blocks beneath the water in the Bahamas.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But geologists say it's just a natural rock formation made of beach rock.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Others say the triangle is a portal.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A place where the fabric of space and time is thin, allowing ships and planes to slip into another dimensions.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Still, others point skyward, claiming UFOs patrol the region, abducting vessels for reasons unknown, but stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: at least that's what I hope if I ever get abducted.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Be me up!
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[SPEAKER_02]: Burlitz himself compiled an entire list of such possibilities, an alien intervention, wormholes, forces beyond human comprehension.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But none of these have scientific backing, but they fueled novels, movies, and countless campfire stories.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Science offers its own set of answers, though.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And they're often just as fascinating.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, the lights, really.
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[SPEAKER_02]: After a while, blue, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Magnetic variations, compasses don't point to true north.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They point to magnetic north, which shifts depending on your location.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Navigators know this, but the public, not always.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In the triangle, the change is normal, not supernatural.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The Gulf stream, a river within the ocean, flowing at up to six and a half feet per second.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Any disabled vessel or crash debris can be carried far away from its last known position in hours, making recovery nearly impossible.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do know that the Gulf Stream plays a key role in the weather on our planet.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's diminishing because of climate change.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, oh, we can't live without that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Human error even experienced sailors make fatal mistakes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The ocean is scary as hell.
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[SPEAKER_02]: On January first, nineteen fifty eight Harvey Coniver sailed into a known storm south of Florida.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In his yet never returned.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love y'all the way it's spelled because I'm in my head every time I say yatched.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My name's made that movie show girls when she's like, oh, you like my new dress.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's for safe.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know that I've ever watched that movie.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen it once and it's the most traumatizing movie I've ever seen in my entire life.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I know it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can quote it so well because it like traumatized me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What's that?
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[SPEAKER_02]: It has the lady who played Jesse Katsopolis on Save by the Bell, the curly hair, the white lady, you young.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I hate you, I hate you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So young.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, anybody's like, it was Jesse Catapulas from Save by the Bell.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we're sold.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She plays a show girl, you know, she goes to Las Vegas to be a show girl the way that like a young actress would go to Hollywood to be an actress, you know, and
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not a bad movie.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's very kind of like the behind the scenes dark side of what these girls do and who they do it with to become a popular showgirl.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But it scarred me because I did not know what the R word was before that essay or forced, you know, all that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I did not know what that was and I watched that movie because
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, Jessica's apple is.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I watch Save Fathabel.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, tin or, you know, not very all around that age.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I watch Save Fathabel and I love the feathery costumes on this movie cover.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Look, I'ma rent this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I saw boobies.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I saw the R word.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, I don't like getting of this horrible.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You saying, Jessica's apple is makes me think of full house.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uncle Jesse.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, I'm so bad at names.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, thank you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think you might be saying the wrong name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think her name is Jess.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Her name was Jess.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But I don't think that that was her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's so funny.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Definitely.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just saying first name.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And they were on TV at the same time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's hilarious.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I heard of say by the bell, but I've never watched.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love John Stamos.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Actually, a fun fact.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My first what dream was about that actor who plays Zack Morris.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm saying that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well,
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[SPEAKER_05]: That is a fun fact job.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was for him in the college age.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So that's going to be on our next questionnaire when we do it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It should be.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Do a game.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I laugh about it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll go when I think of it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad it was him because the other guy had a crush on his Josh Grobin.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Not anymore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's in the age twelve, but he still sounds good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, other things include hurricanes and downbursts before satellite ships had no warning.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In nineteen eighty six, the pride of Baltimore sank after a sudden downburst increased wind speeds from twenty to ninety mile per hour in seconds.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That is a change.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Jesus Christ.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Survivor said it felt like the sea exploded.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen videos of cargo ships and like, you know, the very open sea and
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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't, like, fathom that waves could get, like, the way they just, yeah, I'm like so high.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No wonder shit goes, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: In the middle of the ocean, absolutely not.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No wonder shit goes missing, and they're like, sorry, I don't know what happened to your package, you know, like, well, look at these containers flying off these ships.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You'll be saying that next time you're on one and it gets taken down by a wave.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And especially, how do you see the documentary to cruise?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, no, no, no, I wasn't before.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Now, hell no.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The cruise was fun.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I went on one cruise.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Never again.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That only way I will go on in a thing.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It was because of the people you were with.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It very well could have been, but I don't like being on a bow and not being able to see land.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I can somehow am a coast.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If I can see land, I can trick myself into thinking of something that goes down and like the ship sinks.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I could probably say that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's so much to do on those ships and you're out doing things.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You don't even think about what I don't want to do something.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm more put me on the beach and leave me alone.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Or take me to the mountains.
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[SPEAKER_02]: To me a vacation that's
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[SPEAKER_03]: Dude let's do like that I like I'm not a go-go-go-go-go type of person and it could be because you know my dad when we were going vacation so that it was or waking up at seven o'clock in the morning or doing this we're doing that we're doing this we're doing that when I think of a vacation I want a good view a book in my hand yeah I got you and a chair to lounge yeah some sun and some body of water to sit by maybe put my feet in a little
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm more of a mountain gal myself.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love me too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do love them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I do love good beach.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm excited for Colorado because I'm like, uh, change on vacation now.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're like, Kim and I are like, we can't get to South America quick enough.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, last time I went on vacation and you know the next time I'll go on a vacation.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Go vegan.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You should do, uh, I know a lot of couples will do that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know baby shoes, but yeah, but I do a what a baby moon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: a little honey move before the baby comes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you go on like little vacation.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I tried to talk Brady into going to like a beach or something.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, I want to go to the mountain.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, I always go to the mountains.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I love the mountains.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But anytime I go on vacation, the past like probably four or five occasions I've been on, they've been to Tennessee.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I want to widen the horizon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And when the kid comes, you'll more likely be going to Tennessee before you go to.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I've been so sick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm afraid like me being in the car for seven hours might not be the best idea.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not, you know, it ain't salty.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's close enough for a three hour drive.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They have some nice places up there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This guy beaches and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, I lived super close to like Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So you're like, I've been there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I live close enough.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We got like a fake snow.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Screw that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Go to the other one.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Go to the other side of Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've always knew where he goes at Indiana dunes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's really nice.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Even hiking and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Every all the hikes are like wooden pathways.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So you're not like having to climb a sand dunes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and a lot of good rock hunting there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A lot a lot.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I found a whole bunch.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My neck hurt when I got back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, I think I walked the whole time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like my face didn't have as much sunburn as the rest because I'm like, I'm looking down with my hat.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, another theory includes methane hydrates under the seafloor vast deposits of frozen natural gas like trapped.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And in lab tests, bubbles from methane released can sink ships by reducing water density.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But the U.S.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Geological Survey says there's no evidence of major methane eruptions in the triangle in the last fifteen thousand years.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know there's a frozen lake in Russia that has just a huge methane build up early in us are climate warms up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The ice is melting and it's slowly releasing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But it's dangerous for the people nearby because
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[SPEAKER_02]: if any type of fire source, lightning, you know, any type of spark.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The whole, like, just in an instant, and it smells like fart.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Larry Kushes, in the name of the book, there's a book called The Bermuda Triangle Mystery, solved.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This meant many famous cases.
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[SPEAKER_02]: In it, he found some missing ships reappeared, but those updates never made headlines.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some wrecks were found, but their discovery was left out of later tellings, and many incidents occurred far outside the triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Lloyds of London, which ensures ships worldwide, reports no higher incident rate, accident rate in the area.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The US Coast Guard agrees.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The triangle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I thought he was going sneeze.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She was doing my, I got a sneeze.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Quit talking.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The triangle by their data, I always want to say data, but I'm American so data.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The triangle by their data is more dangerous than any other heavily traveled ocean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If the science is so clear, why does the Bermuda triangle still fascinate us?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Skeptics like Ernest Haves and Barry Singer say it's about the economics of mystery.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Stories about alien portal sell better than stories about bad weather.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Publishers, filmmakers, and TV networks know this, and boy do they deliver.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Benjamin Radford reminds us, just because something is unexplained doesn't mean it's unexplainable.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Is that gaslighting?
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[SPEAKER_02]: The review to triangles a place where truth and myth mix like fresh water and salt swirling together.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it's not cursed.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Perhaps it's just a stretch of ocean where storms hit hard.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Currents run fast and human error meets bad luck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But on a calm night, standing at the rail of a ship in those waters, feeling the wind shift and the stars vanish beneath sudden clouds.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You might understand why some believe there's more to it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Those nice came a like the way you enter that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Lovely.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely lovely.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Wonderful.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Wonderful.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for reading that for me, Josh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're welcome.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I enjoy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I enjoy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That was, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's too much fun listening to it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It would have been very monotone if I were to tell him.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And then that's the way I actually, that's why I give him to him because he makes him fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It helps when I, when you can hear yourself because you can like, this, but my voice does relax me when I hear it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It can also sit here like, that's why I gotta keep adding funny stuff because I'm like, someone's gonna fall asleep at the wheel.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was young.
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[SPEAKER_02]: don't want to kill nobody.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But I've been told I have a relaxing voice when I want to, like I'm doing now, all the old people at the nursing home, babies and puppies tend to fall asleep when I talk to them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I bet you can make a load of money.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes when I'm struggling to fall asleep, I'll just look up on YouTube like somebody reading like Reddit stories.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I bet you can make a shit ton of money reading.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I have plans to do that on my rotten podcast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some with like shitty people, but others, and then I'm wanting to improve on that from going to reading Reddit stories to when I have a little bit more time to like actually writing them myself, because I listen to a lot of and I read a lot of like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: Cryptids, legends, tales and the dark stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm like, I've always loved that stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can know I can come up with my own.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You could also create your own Reddit thread to where like people that listen to your whatever.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Add stuff that they think would be interesting or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I thought of it, but I'm so bad with social media.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like Instagram, Facebook, anything past that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I hate it because you have to go like if you have five or six, you're just going on to post the same thing five or six times.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, I hate this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Especially one person follows you and everything.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, seeing it, seeing it, seeing it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: How many times do I have to see this today?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just don't want to be like repetitive.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But you have to.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So people say, yeah, it's a double-edged sword.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm bad at selling myself.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's for a main.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That I'm really good at.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So good.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Are we ready for our ending today?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've got join us on unmasked because I got some cookies.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to be trying.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've been trying to do like more viral things just because if it goes viral, I'm like, let's find out why.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like we did the Dubai chocolate candy bar I found.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you did.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Was it good?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I went and got gasped the other at the speedway right when you get into wall bash and they had them right by the cash register, but they are twenty dollars.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've been seeing it on TikTok where it's like strawberries and then like the stuff that you put in the Dubai chocolate chocolate drizzle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they got dips.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: When I tell you I could probably kill for one of them strawberry cups with the Dubai chocolate in it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I probably could.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it looks good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was, I get the hype.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Crunchy texture.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love pistachio.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And the chocolate is European chocolate.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, creamy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It tastes like chocolate, not like that little bit of vomit like ours does.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hershey.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Not a sweet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, not a sweet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, flavor.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Who knew?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I don't chocolate it so sweet to me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When you're diabetic.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You should mean it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Where do you talk like it?
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[SPEAKER_02]: good.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe what's a day or something.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I do.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love chocolate.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like popcorn with some M&Ms mixed and you get the sweet and the salty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I put dark chocolate raisinets with my popcorn.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like the chewy sweet with the crunchy salty good texture.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I love like trail mix that have raisins in it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The saltiness with the raisin.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I grab a raisin, a peanut, and an eminent.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The man's the both world.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I can see her doing that too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And if there's a dried up banana in there, I love this too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they're my favorite.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't bananas.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have to be in the mood for a good banana, and it has to have peanut butter with it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, me girl, I'm always in the mood for a banana.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But no peanut butter.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I travel hard not to get that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Call that pain.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Alright guys, let's wrap this one up so we can move on to unmask.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, come visit us at our website.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's mysteryink.com.
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[SPEAKER_05]: There you'll find all of our videos.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You'll see our merch stores, got our t-shirts, all of our good merch, little dicks, Josh's little dicks and necklaces.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All that good stuff is on there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That was on there.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, can make sure you do come and join Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We do all kinds of really cool stuff on there, sometimes we have different games or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We give away a lot of stuff, Josh sometimes does cooking videos, so make sure you come and watch that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Like I said earlier, you Patreon's that are listening right now, come on to Kronkland where they're right now, come see us.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And if not, we'll see you next time.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks for joining us today.
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